a. I love the work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. © Jerome K. Jerome.
2. What if the world - an illusion and nothing else? . © Woody Allen.
3. The doctor gives me two weeks of life. It would be nice in August. © Ronnie Sheyks.
4. Many men who fell in love with a dimple on her cheek by mistake marrying the whole girl. © Stephen Leacock.
5. Boxing - a friendly hemorrhage. © Emil meek.
6. The first person who threw a curse instead of a stone, was the creator of civilization. © Sigmund Freyd.
7. Do not freedom of speech is so precious, as if accidentally struck with a hammer on a finger. © Marshall Lamzden.
8. Perform difficult tasks at once, impossible - a little later. © The motto of the U.S. Air Force.
9. Happiness is pleasure without repentance. © A. H. Tolstoy.
10. I am grateful for what I've got two middle fingers, but not bad to have a couple of. © Marilyn Manson.
11. Life - this is what happens to us while we make plans. © John Lennon.
12. I do not always know what to say, but I know that human. © Muhammad Ali.
13. Thoughts and women do not come together. © M. Zhvanetsky.
14. I love Mickey Mouse more than all the women who knew. © Walt Disney.
15. Being sober, putting into practice all his drunken promise - it will teach you to keep your mouth shut. © Ernest Hemingway.
16. I was sick for three days, and it is perfectly reflected in my health. © Sergei Dovlatov.
17. You yourself, as no one else in the entire universe, deserve your love and devotion. © Buddha.
18. In order to have sex, a woman needs a cause, a man - a place. © Billy Crystal.
19. I could not wait for success, and set off without him. © Jonathan Winters.
20. Marriage - it's an interesting form of combat, according to the rules that you have to sleep with the enemy. © Daniel Lee.
21. I am a vegetarian not because I love animals, I just hate plants. © A. Whitney Brown.
22. If your wife wants to learn to drive, do not stand in her way. © Stan Levinson.
23. To get a woman, tell her that you are impotent. It definitely will check it. © Cary Grant.
24. After twenty years of married life I think I began to understand what women want. The answer lies somewhere in between dialogue and chocolate. © Mel Gibson.
25. There is only one path to a happy marriage, as long as I am I will search him - marry again. © Clint Eastwood.
26. The electronic brains to think for us the same way as the electric chair for us die. © Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.
27. Ask yourself every day to do things that do not like. This is the golden rule will help you perform your duty without disgust. © Mark Twain.
28. Sex - it's a sitcom. © Dmitriy Khrapovitsky.
29. Most people are as happy as they decide to be happy. © Abraham Lincoln.
30. The mind speaks - listen to the wisdom of. © Jimi Hendrix.
31. Beer - is another proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. © Benjamin Franklin.
32. Go out into the world - visit. © Basil Turenko.
33. Nothing spoils the goal as getting. © Attributed H. Fomenko.
34. The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. © Winston Churchill.
35. There are only two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity. Although I am unsure about the universe. © Albert Einstein.
36. The surest way to remember the birthday of his wife - forget it at least once. © Joseph Kossman.
37. Director - a person just like everyone else, but he does not know. © Raymond Cherchel.
38. If your wife has changed, we rejoice that it has changed you, not the fatherland. © Anton Chekhov.
39. Of two evils, whether a smaller. © Ambrose Bierce.
40. God gave man a brain and a penis, but, alas, when one of them works, the second not enough blood supply. © Robin Williams on Clinton and Lewinsky.
41. Learn from their mistakes - to make other people's careers. © Alexander Fürstenberg.
42. I 'm staying for a long time under the impression that I made a woman. © Karl Kraus.
43. I've always said that a woman should be like a good horror film: the more space on the imagination, the better. © Alfred Hitchcock.
44. You shall love your neighbor as yourself, but do not be intimate with just anyone. © Luis Beal.
45. The world is ruled by the young, when will grow old. © George Bernard Shaw.
46. I can live my life without the necessary, but not too much I can not. © Mikhail Svetlov.
47. I am never so busy in their leisure hours. © Cicero.
48. Bachelor - a man who has a desk and sofa, the sofa and the story is much richer. © Henrik Yagodzinsky.
49. I'll be back. © Arnold Schwarzenegger.
50. Love for a woman - it is something between dialogue and chocolate. And for a man - something between sex and beer. © Mel Gibson.