Three Little Pigs 2.0

He was called Poh - Poh pigs, nah nah - Naf - Naf and. Classics of the three piglets 1. 0, they read, so we decided to build a start-up together, and divide the shares only. First they wanted to divide the shares of 33-33-33, and future investors to pay 1%, but by visiting the section of the investment izdefe, have decided that the Wolf venture also needs something to eat, and divided the shares of 20-20-20 and 30 . Poh Poh, as usual, was quiet for good reason due to which it got its name).
When finished with the distribution of future income, they purchased a domain ( 8d/god ) porosyatniki. com, hosting ( 3d/mesyats ), set back simies ( 0d ), well painted, and a huge list of advantages of the project ( skopipastenny of articles about oreyli veb20 ). And for a while calmed down: Naf Naf, sat down to see the merits of comparative analyzes of modern SUVs, nah nah - immersed in WoW, and Poh - Poh looked fresh svinopornuhu.
Suddenly it someone who is knocked.
- Who's there? .
- That I - a venture capitalist.
- What do you want?.
- I want to give money.
- A lot?.
- Well, so. tysch 100.
The pigs rolled on the floor:.
- Ha-ha- ha! .
Old Wolf (and it was him ) hesitated offended and left.
Piglets in the meantime ran for pizza ( the EU, but, vegetarian ), put on a wiki hosting service ( viki-viki! wiki wiki! - Funny nah - nah grunting during exercise in team building ), blogs, photo hosting, and personalized (in fact, . Poh Poh - posted a forum on their own institute pictures of mud games Yum - Yum ( A student of svinovedeniyu, among other things), and sent to the contact sheet, resulting in much porosyatnikah zaregatsya 200. Tyh - Puff, once dvoeshnik, and now well-known journalist, who Nyam- Nyam once rejected, wrote an article in the magazine ' Svinvorld ' a new word in svinete. Some experts predicted a boom and the estimated capitalization porosyatnikov. com at 5 billion acorns and predicted a growth of 988,768. 9%. After 3 days at porosyatnikah zaregatsya has 20,000 users, and the tariff had to upgrade to 9. 99/mesyats.
In another knock at the door.
- Guys, it's me again - Wolf seems to have read several articles, and better acquainted with the financial perspectives porosyatnikov. com. - I've got ten million.
- Nalom? - Strictly Nah - Nah said, - and that in fact.
- Nalom course nalom - bustled about the wolf. - Cvezhenkie, just out of the pipe, even a little more oil smell.
And work has begun to boil. The first thing - it's footage, of course. Naf Naf, call up your friends and programmers nerds, nah nah - - friends managers and secretaries, and Poh - Poh days hanging on the tube with the yum-yum, ostensibly discussing the incredible PR campaign ' trough in the present', but in fact indulging in dirty . Attracted by the extreme programming, fashion terms and acorns free, people just eager to work in porosyatnikah.
Wolf looked to them from time to time to the office, I saw rows of stiff tail to the sky and otzvanivayas portfolio investor ( rumored to be behind all this there was a bear), soothingly whispered into the phone ' forecast increased ebitdy. Yes, three hundred percent. I am absolutely confident '. Then he hung up the phone and sat on a chair for long periods in the corner, looking at the young and pink piglets, which now and then scurried to the machine with free water and acorns, laughing and exchanging jokes different dvanolnymi. All this frustrated him, the pigs looked too young, too confusing. to calm down, he read an article in ' svinperte ' and read reviews on kabanouike. as well as looking at the screen with a steadily upward graph of attendance.
Meanwhile porosyatniki removed class A office in the center svinopolisa and organized a continuous supply and deployment of new servers, as well as the campus is open round the clock to free the Himalayan Chilean water and acorns, which served sprightly sows.
Old Wolf sold his shares of Bear Group. In parting, he shook hands for a long time nah - Nahuas and the rest, he said ' oh, here we remember in the woods used to go for the floppy. ', And the waste banquet terribly drunk.
In groups of Bear were serious guys who are not descended to the office visit porosyatnikov. They are sometimes visited the auditors, who talked a long time in the office of Poh - Pohom (who became vice president of investments ), and with serious faces listening to the presentation Naf - Nafa, who became Vice President of Marketing. But nah nah - taxied sales ( like, he sold advertising. at least he said so ).
A year later Porosyatniki. whom came to the IPO on the London farm itself. Nah - nah like mad flew his jet to London and back from the auditors ' SvinDetiHausSuper ' dug under the noses of all oak trees, but all went well.
Many of the workers, especially those who started in the first pigsty, sold their options and become millionaires, and in the Tambov province zadaunshiftilis. There, they hired the drivers and the mothers of wolves subscribed to the best French food and young pigs to train their sons boars decent manners.
After the scandal with a young pig - nah - nah secretary left the company and went to work for suppliers propped- apples, which are often personally inspected the process of biting, and inspired young people by example. Naf Naf - wrote the book ... That's the story.

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